Crap Lyrics - Is it really that hard? [Part 1]

Swami Nikhilaananda said:
"After listening to some really bad lyrics, I am wondering if it is really hard to write similar things"

So, basically the new mantra of songs is to string commonplace words and make "songs" out of them. This is "Creativity" apparently. So, here, I will start writing a whole lot of crap lyrics - Of course, the idea is no longer original, but I will sure as hell try to be "creative"

Crap Song 1 - The Tacky Jackie Song



The Lyrics
Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie....
There's a new movie out and it's called Jackie,
The lyrics of the songs are really very tacky,
The lyricist must have had a lot of Sake,
People liking tacky Jackie must be lackeys
Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie....

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